- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix razor blades with babies? An erection.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? About 1 or 2, then the neighbors would phone the police and you would be arrested for infanticide.

What's the difference between your jokes and your penis? No one laughs at your jokes.

what is big, black, and has hair on it. a big black guy with hair.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

Do you speak alien? Hola.

What's worse than the holocaust? Giovanna Plowman.

What do you call a dead cow? Dead Meat.

What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

my uncle used to tickle me.. he's in prison for child abuse

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

Patient: I thonk I'm gonna die Doctor: well will ya hurry up and die already? I've got to treat a kid with a paper cut.

What did the boy with no arms get in his Christmas card? We don't know, he's yet to open it.

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor dog

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Your mom is so fat that she steps on the scale and sees a relatively large number compared to the rest of human society.

What do you call someone with the world biggest encyclopedia on their head? Dead.

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

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