- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Hey did you hear the one about the pizza oven? No.

A black man and a white man were both pulled over for street racing. They both were also found to be drunk driving. Only the black man was arrested. It turns out the black man had just massacred an entire Amish village before going street racing to celebrate.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

whats red and smells like cherries red cherries

Take wrong turns

Yo momma's so fat, she's most likely to be at risk of high cholesterol and should probably get herself tested at her nearest health clinic.

There was a asian jew and a black man standing at a bus stop wht do you call the Freinds

why is 6 scared of 7 because 7 is scary...

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Adam and Eve ate the apple and felt a bit ashamed and stuff. God looked upon them and said, well its just a fucking apple get outta here you kids! Adam and Eve also took things a bit too literal

What does the fox say? A scream-y howl. A shrill, hoarse scream of anguish, it sounds more than anything like a human baby undergoing some kind of physical torture.

Theres an irishman , scottish man and a welsh man on a plane they where going to france

Why was the girl stupid? Because she had a low IQ

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Roses are red Violets are blue Cabbage

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why was the number 6 afraid of 7? It wasn't.

What did the boy with no mom get for Christmas? He was beaten by his drunken and abusive father.

What did one skeleton say to the other? Nothing... Skeletons don't have vocal cords

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What starts with the letter P and ends with 'orn'? Porn....

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