A man killed himself.

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I have a dig bick you that read wrong you read that wrong too.

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7+5=12

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Whats the differance between a blond and a rock? I don't know. I can't think of any.

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What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

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Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

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What is the difference between a black man and a bench A bench can support a family of five

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Why the girl have a crooked leg? Her grandma thought that she was a pretzel and while the girl was sleeping the grandma tried to bend the girls leg into a pretzel shape

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Person 1: Knock Knock Person 2: Why did you just verbalize the onomatopoeic sound of knocking on my door rather than taking the action itself?

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A guy who plays shooting games acquires an assault rifle but he doesn't kill anyone, why? Because he was a nice and peaceful man who loves his wife.

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what is worse then finding a worm in your apple find a worm in your ass

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Why should people with Alzheimer's not tell jokes? To get to the other side.

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Stephen Hawkins walks into a bar...

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What stops a train? A missile

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The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

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Why did the Nazi doctor drown a Jew in the lake? Because he felt like it.

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Dave: Heyy Steve! Steve: Oh heyy Dave! Dave: The word of the day is legs! Steve: so? Dave: So lets go back to your place and spread the word? Steve: ....How about right now? ;) Both: HEY EVERYONE..WE'RE GUNNA HAVE SEX!

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What's black and white and red all over? News paper that was used to cover up a dead body.

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When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

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What does Patrick say? IM PATRICK!!! IM PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK PATRICK!!!!! PATRICK!!!!!

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Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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What did batman do before getting into his batmobile? - Look for the keys.

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