- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

How did Chinese people get their names? They throw their pots and pans down the stairs. It says, "CHING CHANG CHONG!!!"

what's the difference between a virginia, and steve keen? a virginia is,nt a knob

A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am Jack Bauer, Where is the nuke?

Roses are red Violets are blue I have alzheimers Who the hell are you?

What if there were no hypothetical questions?

a retard walks into a bar a bruise appeared on his head

Whats Do You call people, on the top floor of a Double-Decker bus? Passengers

What is the difference between a cow and a clam one is bivalve and one is a mammal

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

Knock knock We aren't home Sorry.

Why do women live longer? Because they work weaker.

A child walks into a classroom.

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Whats worse than forgetting some thing at the supermarket? your nuts being nail gunned to the wall.

What is dark in the darkness even if you shine a torchlight on it? A blackman

How did the blond know that you like her? You said,"Baby, I like you"

Why wouldn't Jimmy ever eat his vegetables at dinner? As a young boy, Jimmy watched as a robber entered his house, suffocated his mother by clogging her airway with a cucumber, and escaped with their life savings.

Womans profesional lacrosse

Stop looking at these jokes and go fuck yourself.

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

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