What did the black person use to peel a banana? His hands.

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how do you know when you're a man? massive erection.

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What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

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What did Helen Keller say to the little boy with cancer? Hudd Wahher shelper, ghh o.

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women's rights.

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What happened to the black man when he was eating a Tootsie Roll? He ate the entire thing but was still hungry due to the empty calories.

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*Knock Knock* "Who's There?" "Delivery" "Oh right, I just ordered pizza"

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Why did little Johnny fall off his swing? He had no arms.

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I've got a dig bick

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Yo momma is so stupid that the only test she passed was the mental retardation test.

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There was a man that Invited Bruce Wayne, Superman, Peter Parker, Batman, Clark Kent and Peter Parker to his party He was really sad when he heard only half of them could attend...

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Why did it take a long time to read the anti-joke? Because of the great amount of space between the question and the answer.

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What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

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what do you get a man with no arms or legs for his birthday? a quick, painless death.

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I dyslexic man walks into a bra. This incident had no relation whatsoever to his condition. The bra was just in an unusual and inconvenient location, and he wasn't paying much attention to where he was going.

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roses are red violets are blue grass is green

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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How do you kill a blond? Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.

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Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

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What's brown and sticky? Turtle excrement.

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Q:What happened after the snake tricked Adam and Eve into eating fruit from the tree of wisdom? A: Nothing, but the three of knowledge was a whole other story though. Moral Man.

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What do you call a black guy who walks into your house and takes your stuff. A repoman, pay your taxes next time

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Anti Joke

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