- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a bus on the way over.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

If the best things in life are free, whats the hardest things in life? Death.

"who you calling pinhead" tell me you know what thats off

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did Jorge eat Larry's face? He was on bath salt.

What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

What did the midget say to the leprechaun? Nothing.....midgets don't usually converse with leprechauns....and leprechauns aren't real.

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, he died.

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why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

Say this to someone: On a scale from one to ten, what is your favorite color?

Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

an elephant is like a guy but its nose is the di**

Q.) How do you make a whore blush? A.) Tell her she has pretty eyes.

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

A month after the nuclear bombing of Hiroshima, a typhoon hit the city killing another 2,000 people.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

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