Dimes are silver Pennies are brass Why does your face look like an a**

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11. And you said you'd never forget.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retatrded

You know what they say... Once you go black you...have gone down the road of diversity and it's impossible to back track and return to ones previous misconceptions.

What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

a kid was born with down syndrome on christmas night

What do u call a Mexican on the moon? An astronaut. What do u call all the Mexicans on the moon? Problem solved!!!

What's worse than a pimple? Finding out it's a botfly.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Why did the black man get lynched? Because he committed eight murders and six double homicides, and the judge wanted him dead...

whats worse than a pile of dead babies? two piles of dead babies.

After visiting the dentist, Ke$ha had sixteen cavities because brushing your teeth with bottles of jack causes plaque to build up.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? That would depend on the individual situation at hand and to assume you could accurately estimate that is ridiculous.

Why did the girl drop out of school? She was being sexually assaulted by her mothers alcoholic boyfriend and was having trouble coping.

THIS IS NOT SPARTA! *pulls him out of the hole*

There's a redhead, a brunette and a woman with green hair walking down the street. A man asks them how they all came to have such beautiful and vibrant hair color. The redhead smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The brunette smiles, runs a hand through her hair and replies "It's natural!" The woman with green hair blows her nose, and replies "It isn't natural, I'm rebelling against society's conformist ideals. Also I was not loved enough as a child." She has a cold.

How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Let's ride bikes!

Q: How many dwarfs does it take to change a light bulb? A: 1 or 2. One to change the light bulb and maybe another one to guards the staircase for the safety of the first one when the ceiling is too high (Wich happens almost every time because they are dwarfs.)

Why is Osama Bin Laden scared of the dark? To be honest, I don't know, and I doubt you do either. Osama Bin Laden has been a fugitive on America's Top Ten Most Wanted list for over 10 years; there is no way that you could possibly know such personal information about him if the United States government can't even locate him and prosecute him for the heinous crimes he committed against the U.S. Don't ever lie to me again.

How do you kill a dead baby? You can't, it's already dead.

What's black, white, and red all over? Half of a dalmatian.

???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

what did the boy get after his first communion? unwanted intercourse with his priest that resulted in scaring him for life, until the day he killed himself because he could never get over it.

What's funny about water, food, and shelter? Nothing, those are essential necessities to live your life, unless you have chains attached to your ankles with bricks on the other end and you're thrown in the middle of the ocean with no chance what so ever

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