Sex positions (and other related things), never took off... 1. The 96 2. The mission (impossible) position. 3. The Tangoers party (swingers? The fack is that?) 4.Nasal. 5. Bed waltz (requires amazing dancing skills and multitasking, now they just call everything for "bed waltz" to show off) 6.Blind Date take uno (hard to find two blind people and make sure they meet each other and have a good time by themselves). 7. GILFS take one (I mean there could be many hot grandmas out there, but "Guns Id Like For Shooting", was not too popular due accidents)

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Q) How do you get 100 midgets into a Mini? A)You have to manufacture a Mini large enough to accommodate 100 midgets. It wouldn't be street-legal, but at least the problem of getting 100 midgets into a Mini is solved.

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Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

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what's funnier than hell? heaven

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No, Trinidad.

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why did the cow eat the seahorse/ because my shift keys are broken1

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what do you call a bear with socks on A bear with socks on

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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a father listens to his son while he was on the computer. he heard "BABBY BABBY OHHHHH" and busted in He was releaved to find him masterbating to porn because he thought it was Justin Beiber

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If you had to go blind, would you go blind? If you said no, then you are wrong. You had to go blind.

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Why didn't Wendy want to sit down? Because her dad put a hand full of needles in her anus. - D

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KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

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If 6 is afraid of 7, what is 7 afraid of? ...Chuck Norris.

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look under under where under under where. under the couch

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Stand back, I don't want to hit anyone with the axe.

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Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why did the boy fall out of the plane. Because the plane was on fire.

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What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...

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What do you call a mouse having sex? A spouse.

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why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

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A blonde, ginger, and brunette took the SAT. They all performed successfully and were admitted into their colleges of choice.

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whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

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