What's the difference between a Watermelon and a baby? One is fun to smash with a sledgehammer, the other is a watermelon.

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Why couldn't the colorblind boy play Twister with his friends? He was a quadriplegic.

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kid: dad! a kid called me gay today! dad: son, im 100% ok with u hurting that kid! kid: i cant! hes too cute.

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What would you do for a Klondike Bar? I would probably spend somewhere under 3 dollars at a store, but only if somebody else drives me. I really don't want to drive, not in this gas shortage. You know what...forget it, Klondike Bars make my teeth hurt due to my sensitive teeth problem. I know I should get that sensitive teeth tooth paste, but I always forget when at the store.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I have no idea but I don't see why it would want to cross a road in the first place. It is a chicken.

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What's the difference between a zit and a priest? These two things are so different that I couldn't list all of the differences in this text box.

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what did the bug say when it got ran over by a car? NOTHING, bugs can't talk

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The Blonde Gets 100 % On Her Math Test

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? I don't have a last name.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

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How do you get a black man out of KFC? Tell him to get out

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have you seen ray charles' house? neither has he.

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What is the pirate's favorite letter? Z.

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Q) What did the Hobo get for Xmas? A) Nothing

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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yo mamma so fat that when she goes out in high heels she comes back in flip flops

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The only thing you need to call a woman that starts with "B" is "Beautiful" Biitches love to be called beautiful

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Child: Hey mom can i go to the store with you? Mom: no son, i'm not really going to the store. I'm cheating on your father.

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Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

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A black man walks into a house and is shot because it is not his house and it is 2 in the morning.

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Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have aids, and now you do too!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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