when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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How do you stop a rhino from charging? Kill it

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When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

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Why can't Hellen Keller play the piano? She's dead.

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Have you ever noticed how those little packets of sweetner are really handy to have around when you like your coffee to be sweeter than its default bitterness?

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Erica is so sexy i want to hump her

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Tiger Woods isn't a Tiger, He's a lion cheeta.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

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Q. What do you call Lebron James on a roller Coster? A. A man who makes a lot of money and decided to take his family out on a family fun day to an amusement park.

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hey hey apple

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What do you call a horse with wings and a horn on his head? Drunk

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Q: Whats the difference between a Jewish man and a pizza? A: Jew's are humans and can feel emotions, as for pizza's can not feel emotions, because they are pizzas.

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A woman leaves the kitchen.

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Women's rights

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Your momma's so fat, she has just been diagnosed with Chronic renal failure.

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A man goes to the doctor and is told, "you have cancer." He then spends his last days writing a bucket list, but losing his leg in a wood chipper before he could complete a single item on his list

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A priest, a minister and a rabbit were seated next to each other on an airplane. They all had to pay for lunch.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What is black, white, and red all over? Rape.

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Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

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Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

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Why shouldn't you worry about having a baby? Because with all these jokes, babies aren't even going to be around anymore. "What's funnier than a dead baby?" "A dead baby in a clown costume"

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Whats funnier then a dead baby a dead baby dressed as a clown

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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