A man walks into a bar, he now has a mild concussion

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Why did little Billy fall off his bike? Anwser: because a refridgator hit him.

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When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

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A straight A star quarterback in his senior year of high school was about to throw the game winning pass in his season's last game and complete the school's undefeated record when he was sacked by a defender. He fell incorrectly and broke both of his legs, rendering all of his scholarships invalid. He hasn't walked since.

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Funny names Alec Balls Isaac Balls Dick Hedd Willy lickerr Lydia Stick Gaylord Sugar Fanny Gouger

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Q. What do cows and grass have in common? A. They both moo, except for grass ????????????

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how did i know i had a new puppy?...... i found out when i was scraping it off my truck tire

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation. Polite cow who recognizes normal social cues and civilly waits for its turn to contribute to a conversation who? Moo.

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I had friends on the Death Star.

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Q :Why cant mexicans be firemen A :because they get mixed up by Hosea and Hose B

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What did Santa say to the prostitute? "Merry Christmas!"

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what is the diffrence between a chinesse man and a japanesse man, one is ruled by a cruel communist leader.

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whats the difference between a pizza and a jew? Pizza is not human, Jewish people are.

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How come the man couldnt read the directions? He was reading it upside down.

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Whats worse than burning jews? jews that are alive

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What do two black guys do when they walk into the convienent store with masks? Buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

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Why did the turkey cross the road? His friend, the chicken, had just been hit by a passing car.

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what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

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Why did the man eat the cheese? because the man was a mouse

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Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

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What does two plus two equal? 4

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its all aodhan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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