- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man watch basketball instead of Tennis? Because Basketball is a very popular sport to African Americans, and tests show they can just higher than Caucasians, Asians and Hispanics.

Your mom is so fat, she is having angioplasty. She might need a ride a home.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Roses are reb, Violets are dlue, Forgive my spelling, I'm byslexic.

whats one plus one penis

Q: Whats black, white and red all over? A: not me

What did the walrus say to the Penguin. It said MAHHRGH. because walruses can't really talk

What can eat, sleep, and reproduce? Not a rock, that's for sure.

What did the Muslim do when he got on the bus? He realized he was in the wrong place and got on a plane and blew it up.

A black guy walks into a bar. Suddenly, the bar goes quite, the music turns off and everybody stares. It was a gay bar and the man was very good looking.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Knock Knock. Who's there? Orange. Our experimental treatment for Anterograde amnesia has failed. I will inform your family.

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

children of those parents which re childless, often are childless too...

Knock Knock Who's There? The police- we are sorry to inform you that your wife and only child was killed in a brutal car accident earlier this evening, We offer our condolences.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Nobody, you got ding-dong-ditched

Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

What did the cop say to the black man being arrested? His Miranda rights.

[Jewish Joke] Some Guy: OOOOHH I GET IT Me: Anne Frank-ly, how did jew nazi this coming?

What did one socially awkward kid say to another socially awkward kid? Nothing

what worse than a worm in your apple being kidnapped by hores and eaten alive by rabbits

Knock knock. Who's there? Heisenberg...

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