What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

why was 7 afraid of 8, cause 8,9,10

Why did the cop pull over the car full of black people? Because, they were going 65 in a 35 mile per hour speed limit zone, Which is against the law.

Pick up Lines skeet skeet skeet! JLR

An elephant stomped on a mouse. What did the mouse say? Nothing, the mouse was incapable of speech due to the elephants actions.

What? Yes.

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Why did the boy wear glasses? Because he had bad eyesight.

How are trees and friends alike? They are both subject to fall when struck with an axe.

There was Jew, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a Mexican guy at the store. The store was called Walmart.

What do you call a black man walking home in the dark after a long day at work? His name you racist

hello juliano and guss. having fun?

why did the small boy drop his ice cream ? because he has no hands

Stephen Hawkings viewed porn as a child

Why did the man starve to death? He had no food.

Q:What's better than getting 500 million dollars A:Nothing

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

Q: What was Steve Jobs' last words before he died? A: I Think i might die.

Q: How do you confuse a blond A: You don't they are born that way

Little Timmy walks into an ice-cream store. He dies on impact.

What's worse than the Holocaust? This joke.

Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

"i see", said the blind man ... ...to his deaf wife... ...while his crippled children jumped for joy....

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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