- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

An irishman walks into a bar and stays there until he goes home.

Knock knock! Who's there? IT DOESN'T MATTER, YOU'RE NOT COMING TO MY HOUSE!!!! closes door

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which clearly underestimate the dangers of crossing a busy road.

How do you sneak Jews across the border? In an ashtray.

I'm on a seafood diet. It consists of prawns and tuna.

How could you wake up Lady Gaga? poke her face

what the **** is wrong with kieran scotts forhead!

How many babies can you fit in a blender? Depends how hard you push.

from south park what do u call a jew on a rope no one ever said the answer, so my answer is a jew on a rope.

What do you call the worst band ever? Nickelback.

Knock, Knock ...

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

11th September jokes are just plane wrong.

what is brown and wet? Muddy water

What do you call a black airline pilot? Captain, you big racist.

Your family is so fat that when their feet hit the ground, it recorded 9 on the richter scale, because they were launched at the Earth at close to the speed of light, and when you account for relativistic mass effects, the amount of energy that was displaced into the ground was tremendous

shitted on em put your numbah 2s in the air if ya did it on em

your mom is so fat, she stepped on the scale and said, "I really need to eat better and I'm thinking about getting a gym membership." She did so, and she lost so much weight that all her friends congratulated her everywhere she went, and some didn't even recognize her.

Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

One day a man walked into a wall

A ninja walked into a dojo and was kindly greeted by his master.

roses are red, violets are blue, i dont like to rhyme, but i do like to poo.

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