What did the Zen Buddhist say in the hamburger store? He said, "Make me one with everything."

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What can u see in the dark that u can't see in the light? Absolutely nothing

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what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

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why was 6 afraid of 7 He raped him the other day

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How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

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Why didnt john feel like fis n chips? he had a bus stuck up his ars

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are trapped on a deserted island when they come across a magic lamp. The brunette rubs the lamp and a genie appears! The genie offers them each a wish. They all make their wishes, but none of them come true as the genie was simply a hallucination brought on by severe trauma and dehydration.

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Q: A jew and asian and a normal white guy walk into a resturan, who orders the cheapest meal. A: the Asian, its 1940 and the jews dead

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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why did the kid drop his sandwich? his hand was cut off

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Whats better than ten dead babys in one trashcan??? One dead baby in ten trashcans.

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What time is it? I just looked at my clock on the wall. It is 9:14 AM Eastern Standard Time.

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why was little timmys mother so upset on mothers day? Because he had been abducted earlier that week

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why did tiarnan not ride hi bike to school today? Tiarnans dead

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Women. Can't live with them. Can't systemically murder them without compromising the reproductive integrity of the species.

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Nickelback

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What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

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Knock Knock Who's there? Banana Bananas can't talk.

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How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

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Harry Chappell raped someone

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A priest, a monk, and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order drinks and keep the conversation to non-controversial topics.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new piano? Neither has he...

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What does a snowplow clearing an empty parking lot look like? A horse running freely in a pasture

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Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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