- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Someone said "catch" and threw a bowling ball at him.

In a tangential universe Crispin Glover is the head of scientology

what types of people have big noses? people whose parents both carried the recesive gene.

How do you kill a mocking bird. Shoot it.

What did I say to my mum this morning? Good morning.

Chuck Norris walks into a bar, and asks for directions to the nearest Applebee's.

what do you get when you give an eevee a french stone? Napoleon!!!

Chuck Norris doesn't do push-ups. He prefers to bench press.

Why did the man go to Lourdes Because he has lost all hope

3 men walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks. Thumbs up if you get it.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill all his friends and family.

What's worse then the WNBA? Nickelback.

Why did the Asian drive his car into a tree? His contact fell out.

Why was the mexican being lazy? Because he lead a very successful life and retired early and now can enjoy the luxury of the finer things in life.

Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

An old couple walks up to me and says, "can you take our picture? It's our 50th anniversary." I reply, "sure." Then I pull the man to the side and ask, "how do you make a relationship last so long? I can't make one last 50 days let alone years." He leans in and says, "cheat"

Women's Rights.

"Knock Knock" "Who's there" "BOO" "BOO WHO" "No it's just BOO"

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died. Why did the elephant fall out of the tree? Because he was to fat. Why did the snake fall out of the tree? I don't know everything, Bitch!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running away from KFC.

You wanna see my secret freckle? NO! How about my butt? What!!!!!!!

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