Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

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three gay men were sitting in a hottub. a condom floats to the surface. why the hell were you watching them?

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Why did the Mexican steal a pack of tortillas? To feed his family. He didn't have the necessary funds to pay for it.

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Why did the stereo break? Cause little Johnny threw a bat at it.

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Guns don't kill people; high speed bullets and sharp projectiles launched at high speeds usually inflict painful and possibly fatal wounds that may kill someone. That someone loves and is loved by others.

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A man got struck by a car and was rushed to hospital on life support, he died shortly after. His wife was informed of his death by the doctors and shortly after she killed her children and finally hung herself.

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What's the difference between a plum and bunny? They're both purple, except the bunny.

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Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

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What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

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What's worse than the holocaust? An open-minded black man.

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I've got a dig bick. You that read wrong. You also read the second sentence wrong.

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What is 8===D- ? A jew with a lip piercing.

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My brownie is so warm and squishy. You know what else is warm and squishy? Freshly killed babyies

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why did the chicken cross the road? who cares i dying from cancer

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Whats the difference between a giraffe and an elephant. Ones a giraffe and ones and elephant

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I just witnessed a horrible accident today! It was like a silent movie, but with SOUND!!!!

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what do you call a tall black man with big ears? orangatang

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A dog walks up to a puddle of pee and he starts to smell it

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I just flew in from Seattle, and boy is their airport difficult to navigate.

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Hej Erik och Leo!!

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During english, we started talking about Attention Deficit Disorder when... OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH SHINY... wait what were we talking about

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hi jonny

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How do you make a blonde stupid as hell. Give birth to it

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Anti Joke

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