- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding another worm in your apple? Another Holocaust

Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck.

If life gives you lemons, squeeze it in life' s eyes.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

Some woman's like "Make me a sandwich!" Some guy's like "No way!" The woman says "Or I'll rape you!" "Allright. Fine with m... Wait... I thought women didn... I mean couldn.. you know.." "Rape?" "No, eat sandwiches!"

knock, knock who's their? police get down on the ground!

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

Why did the skeleton cross the road? Because Apocalypse arrived and dead people now have the ability to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had no conscience and therefore was not able to backup the very reason that he crossed the road.

Q: What did one Christmas ornament say to the other? A: I didn't know they could talk. Get me that ornament so I can chat with him!

Did you know Helen Keller had a playhouse in her backyard? Well if you didn't, it was quite nice. I was her neighbor.

what do you call a baby in a blender? A really funny event.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

what has wings, bald but doesn't fly? a bald eagle... i lied at the flying part because i'm a f*cking lier from hell watching porn all day with my brother...

Do you want icecream, Björn?

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

Why did YUR MOM cross the road? To go slap her annoying-ass twelve year old for using "your mom" as an insult.

A cowboy walks in to a bar and says to the guy behind the counter "Can I have a glass of water?". The bar tender shot a gun and missed the cowboy by an inch. The cowboy said thanks. Why? Because the cowboy had the hiccups

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. The chicken was ran over before it made it to the other side.

Why does the gay person where a leather motorcycle suit? Because he drives motorcycles.

Why did the chicken cross the road? A man held him at gunpoint and threatened to kill his entire family.

whats black and white and covered in blood Michael Jackson being stabbed

A guy walks into the bar and orders a coke with some ice and some peanuts. It cost a total of $4.00 plus tax. He gave the bartender $5.00 and told him to keep the change. He drank the soda pop and burped loudly and left the bar and forgot his peanuts.

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