- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

What is a five letter word that sounds just like trucks? Vroom

What do you call a man with no arms? A: A Man with no arms.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What's green, has four legs, and falls out of a tree? A pool table in a tree

Who did the man call when his house was on fire? He called his mother as the firefighters put out the fire.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies? girl scouts

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because it followed the trail of bird feed strewn across it.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen do? Enough to kill two and a half men

What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

your mother is so fat, she possesses her own orbit

ur mamas so ugly cause when she looked up at the sky it started to rain

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What did Helen Keller say when she got raped? Stop raping me.

How many jews can you fit into an ash-tray? none because the volume of a human is much greater than an any ash-tray

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

whats white? everything thats not black, yellow, pink, red, blue, orange, purple, green, indigo, turquiose, grey, brown, khaki, gols, silver, bronze.

WOw you have no life

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