- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My computer will die soon, and my life is a lie. Refrigerator.

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

what is red, black, and blue all over? A horribly painted room.

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

What did one cat say to another? Cats cant talk

I get more excited then my dog when I give her a treat

I'm a fork. Fork you!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a green man.

What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

What is worse the the Holocaust? Nothing

How many tortoises does it take to change a light bulb? One. Just don't expect it to be done quick.

knock knock? who's there? ted? ted who? stop f***ing around, you got cancer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

84.52% of users disapprove of your post, plus or minus 3%.

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

How do you get 100 Africans in a phone box? Throw a can of beans in there.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

If it bothers you? I am just saying that, fucking alright ill be slightly less cruel, I mean come on! It does not matter shit what others think! If someone ever tries to assault you because you are associated with me (yeah it happens), I will stand in front of you and KILL (and possibly rape) THEM!

Q. What did tthe little kid say when the bully punched him? A. Ow.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

Why did the frog cross the street? To make babies

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