what did the asian father say to his son after getting a c+ on a test? son you are working hard and i know you will do well

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What was the prostitute's favorite number? 68

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Why didn't the boy come out of the closet? He had no legs.

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I was watching this one episode of mighty morphin' power rangers ......and i realized i got trapped in the 90's.... THANK YOU BOOTLEG TIME MACHINE FROM .....EBAY......it's always ebay.....

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Whats long, hard, and filled with seaman... a mans penis

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If all ziggles are zaggles and all zaggles are zumbles, then why is your mother a whore?

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A blonde, a brunette and a redhead dive off a yacht. Unfortunately the yacht is in a shop and all 3 of them sustain injuries following impact with the concrete floor.

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What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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What's the difference between Dick Cheney and Obama? When Obama shoots someone in the face it's bin Laden.

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Your mother lives so loosely that she has several terminal diseases and only has 3 weeks to live.

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A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

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Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

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Q: how do you catch a bear? A: you dig a hole, fill the hole with ashes, surround the hole with peas, and when the bear comes to take a pea kick him in the ash hole

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What do you call a black person with white legs ? Ashy

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What;s worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

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why does column have a letter n?

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A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face Horse: I'm dying of an incurable cancer...

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What do you get when you cross a chicken and a fox? An eaten chicken.

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Why was the dyslexic cowboy crying when he came into school that day? He had chronic diarrhea.

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What's the difference between and indian man and a barstool....... indians walked on the moon with a cow named chester.

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I once had a friendly cohort, whose limericks often ran short, but this one doesn't, I don't know why, Also, he often can't rhyme.

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Why didn't the blonde finish her book? She died.

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Woman's Rights

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