Bannana man do do do do do ect.

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knock knock who is there? Jehovah's Witness... IT IS the desire of Jehovah's Witnesses that you become better acquainted with them. You may have met them as neighbors and fellow employees or in other daily affairs of life. You may have seen them on the street, offering their magazines to passersby. Or you may have spoken briefly with them at your door. Actually, Jehovah's Witnesses are interested in you and your welfare. They want to be your friends and to tell you more about themselves, their beliefs, their organization, and how they feel about people and the world in which all of us live. To accomplish this, they have prepared this brochure for you. In most ways Jehovah's Witnesses are like everyone else. They have normal problems—economic, physical, emotional. They make mistakes at times, for they are not perfect, inspired, or infallible. But they try to learn from their experiences and diligently study the Bible to make needed corrections. They have made a dedication to God to do his will, and they apply themselves to fulfill this dedication. In all their activities they seek guidance from God's Word and his holy spirit.

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What do Abraham Lincoln and George Washington have in common? They both had beards, except for Washington.

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roses are blue violets are red i messed up so f... this s..t

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

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What's the difference between an elephant and a moscito? There are several differencies. Firstly, the elephant is a mammal and the moscito is an insect.

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A: What is faster than a speeding bullet? B: Light

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Roses are red. Violets blue i do fuck people. MAYBE u too?

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Why are lizards broke? Because they run around the desert with no money...

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Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

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An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They had several drinks, conversed animatedly, and heartily enjoyed themselves.

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knock knock who's there? dave dave who? dave suddenly burst into tears as his grandmothers altzimers became so serious she forgot his name

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i am in sex mode, why the F**k are you!!

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racism...deal with it!

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Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

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Why did the black man go to KFC? Ever since the economic downfall Kentucky Fried Chicken is the only remaining food dispensary in a 5 miles radius.......and hes black

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L's I's that took Viagra.

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What do you catch a baby with? A pitchfork

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roses are red carnations are white dont go to bed or ill f**k your friend dwite

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So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

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How do you make a black plumber cry? - kill his whole family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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