- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

Why were the kids screaming? They were being chased by a giant ferocious spiny lobster.

What did the woman find when she got home from the post office? Her son's corpse hanging from a clothes hanger. She was an abusive mom, and he killed himself.

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

Dad, why are we Swedish? Because antilopes and the butterfly effect son.

my candy brings all the kids to the yard and i'm like- get in the van.

HAVE A GOOD DAY. DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO.

Why is French Fries not a Chinese Food? Answer: Because the Chinese people will get offended.

Q. If your rowing a canoe up a tree, how many pancakes does it take to get to the moon? A. None because snakes don't have armpits.

While teaching her second grade class, Mrs. Peets asks the class a question from last night's homework, "OK class, what did you get for number five, 5+12=?" A kid in the back raises his hand slowly. "Yes James?", said the teacher. The kid in the back says, "My dick is as hard as a rock, Mrs. Peets."

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

What kind of shots I'd John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

What did Batman tell Robin before he got into the Batmobile? "Hey Robin, get in the Batmobile."

Knock Knock! Who's there? Adolf Hitler. Adolf Hitler, who? Be quiet and hand over your Jews!

So a 12 year old suicide bomber walks in to a military base and kills 31 soldiers. It happened. Look it up.

why was the little girl crying in her dads arms? Because he was strangling her

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot.... ya' damn racist!

what's worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it~? lots of things.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winnig the lottery twice.

how do you confuse a blond? put them in a circle room and tell them to sit in the corner

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

If one train is heading North at 60 mph, na danother train is heading South at 45 mph, how many waffles are on the roof? The answer is purple, because aliens like coffee.

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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