- Anti Joke

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

what is worse than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? catching one with a pitchfork!!!!

Why was the black man tangled in chains at the bottom of the ocean? Because he was a highly skilled diver and environmentalist who tragically entangled himself and consequently died slowly and painfully of suffocation while trying to save a whale from eating waste metal.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

A man walks up to another man and asks what time it is. He then replies " It's 2:00" The man then pulls out a sandwich and eats it

A black man walks into a bar. He sits down and has a couple drinks. When he is finished, he generously tips the bartender and walks out.

What do you do if you see a man on the street with a pineapple up his bum? Take him to the hospital to have the pineapple removed professionally. It could be potentially dangerous for his health.

Laugh

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you know when a bag of chips is stale? It is past the expiration date.

Why did the black guy eat KFC? Cause he was hungry.

A homeless guy gets done with his daily work. where does he go? nowhere he is homeless...

Why did the chicken cross the street? Because the light was red and cars had stopped.

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Recycling anti-jokes

Why did Osama bin Laden cross the road? To get shot in the face.

Choir.

How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? A: Pick him up and suck on his wang!

CAUSE IT'S ONE, TWO, THREE STRIKES YOU'RE OUT

Do you want to hear a joke? No. Women's- oh, okay.

Yo momma's so fat, however, she takes pride in her size because every body is beautiful.