Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

whats worse than drinking bad milk? tea bagging a bear trap

Why did the african man wear no clothes? Because he liked being naked.

A boy orders a sandwich at a restaurant. He then questions the cashier about it. Boy: Excuse me, Why is my sandwich so bad? Cashier: Sorry, none of our women cooks were in today.

A blonde walks out of a hair salon She had just dyed her hair.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What's worse than losing your phone? 9/11

Q: Why did the boy have blue balls? A: because the respectable girl with high self esteem refused to give him head.

Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

*Knock knock! "Who's there?" "Jehovah's witness" .....

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Q:What would strawberry short cake never say? A: Very

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Q:What did grandma get for christmas? A:a coffen

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"Aids" "What?" "Yup, you just got aids­­­."

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chick cross the road? To get to the brothel for hot lesbian love.

your moms soooooo FAT that she went on a diet and became really sexy

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