- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gang rape.

Susie had no arms and no legs.. what did she get for Christmas? Cancer. Amy was riding on a swing.. who was pushing her? Not Susie.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

What do you call a dead, black child? Dead.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

Whats worse than a joke? This

why dont they make black forks

In soviet Russia, your dead because it doesn't exist anymore

Want to know whats funnier than 24? 25

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you get when you cross the color pink and pie? A penis ate the answer.

An Asian walks into a bar, but the bartender asks him to leave the bartender replies "we're closing soon" but he secretly harbored racist views that he had not yet come to terms with and was deeply ashamed of.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? not finding a worm in your apple, i quite like them actualy

What happened to the woman who walked down a dark alley way? She found a lolly.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

What's black, white, and red all over? An interracial couple that got hit by a bus.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit his wife in the hospital. She has terminal cancer.

The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

A boy is eating with his family. A man in the next booth tells him "You are very handsome and you will be a movie star when you grow up." Then the man leaves. On the way out, the boy's mom says "You know he was drunk, right?"

Why did the chicken cross the road? The chicken would greatly appreciate it if you stayed out of its personal life.

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