what does hi = good by cause person doesn't like you.

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what do you call a football team without players a group of coaches

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A Chinese man fails a math test

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two men are sitting in a desk next to each other learning math when the equation 22+1 came up. the frist man says to the second, "24" and they both giggled. the second guy then slips his lips over the the first guy and whispers, "hey, i just thought of something funnier than 24" to which the first replies with a slight of laughter, "lemme hear it." so the second says with laughter "25".

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What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Ebola, You're going to die.

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What do you call a bus full of white people? A Twinky!!!

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

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What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

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Q: What did the skeleton order when he walked into a bar? A: A beer and a mop.

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What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

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What did the african child get for christmas? Abducted.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of shit? The black guy is a sentient human being, and the bucket of shit is just a metal container filled with feces

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Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

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Why did the black man pick up a bucket of fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do Hitler and Jesus have in common? Facial hair.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

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Violets are blue, Roses are red, We're doing it backwards, That's what she said.

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Top ten reasons Microsoft Doors is better than Microsoft Windows. 1. Easier to open. 2. Doors do not crash... Windows does! 3. Watching pron? Your mother around? JUST SLAM THAT SHlT ON HER FACE! 4. Saves power! (Its easier to just shut and open doors) 5. Doors are a lot easier to get trough than windows. 6. When windows wishes you welcome the first time you install it, you still cant wipe your damn feet on it! 7. Its easier to surf on the internet on top of doors than on windows. 8. While Windows is easy to hack because you can try codes forever, you can just buy a good lock on your door and shut it. 9.The sun glaring on your screen trough your windows? GET MICROSOFT DOORS! 10. I dare you make one, i live doing this shit. Capcom before. And special thanks to you! Thanks for playing! Capcom now: Fuck off thats not DLC paywall! its actual downloadable only content! Just pay 45 bucks to get all colors to all characters.... ...Downloading Allcolors 10kb

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Why was the black man running? he was participating in race for the cure, a charity event where all proceeds go to breast cancer awareness.

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I love it when i go into my classroom first thing in the morning, and the light are off... i always feel so Empowered... i walk in, and say Let There Be Light! while i lift my arms up and there was light.... omg! im god! O_O

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Q: Why does the man smell so bad? A: He doesn't shower

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Knock Knock Who's there? Boo To whom is Boo?

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Anti Joke

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