Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Violets are not blue They are Violet

who would win in a gang battle? WEST COAST SWAG

what did the dirty homeless girl get for Christmas -A DILDO

What did one jew say to the other jew? Want some pizza?

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

Why did the chickens leave McDonalds? Because they refused to have their nuggets deep fried (Wyndellberg)

What's a fry cook's favorite day? Saturday. It's his day off.

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

Why did the man hit the little boy? His brakes failed.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

A slutty deer walks into a bar she then comes out and says wow i cant believe i blew 30 bucks

Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

what has two legs and is red all over? half a cat

What do you get when you stab a four year old in the chest 57 times A dead body

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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