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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it's a grape and therefore unable to speak.

Pete and Repeat are sitting on a bridge, Pete fell off and Repeat still hasn't been able to forgive himself for pressuring Pete to join him on such a perilous perch.

the only thing i learned in geometry is when you push two circles together it makes a titty venn diagram

Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

I wonder if barrack Obama will rename the whitehouse...to the blue house because it is his favorite color

Today my friend was surprised at the black joke I told today, but I can tell that joke because most of my closest friends are white.

Roses are red the grass is green now open your legs and let me fill you with cream

Why did the little boy cry? I cut off his toes one by one and shoved fireworks up his ass

Why was six afraid of seven? 7 is greater than 6. Didn't you learn about number lines in 3rd grade?

Roses are red violets are blue I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

roses are red violets are blue that's just the way god made them

An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

Why did the boy not answer his mums call? because he was dead

Why do women live longer? Once they're sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What time is it? I believe it's half past 10, sir. Damn, I'm late for a meeting. May I ask, what time are you supposed to be there? 11 O'clock Why sir you have half an hour left. No shiitt, sherlock

Why did the Indian homosexual shoot his dog? Because it was old

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a cucumber

Why did the clown go to jail? For 23 charges of rape and murder.

What did Jimmy say when the bully poured milk on his head? Nothing, instead he took out a shank and proceeded to stab him 30 times and let him bleed to death for being a douche.

What's funnier than an knock knock joke???? Dancing narwhals pooping talking soup

What's big and hairy my penis just kidding It's Bigfoot

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

What do a grape and an Elephant have in common? For sensitivity to people who suffer from color blindness, this joke has been cancelled.

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