Ask Me If I'm A Piece of Bread Are You a Piec--- Nope

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone dropped a refrigerator on her. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

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Why are roses red ? Ass in my face .

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Apparently he can walk now.

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Well Nero, my actual name is Axel Knight, I might have used your "moralman" identity as my own social experiment of sorts, I mean no offense, and if you will leave some contact information, I am sure we can arrive to some kind of settlement... ...Keep your identity crisis thing, I have absolutely no reason to continue communicating here, besides, its six million followers, actually more like seven...

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What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

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what do you call postman pat after he's retired? Pat.

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How do you kill a blonde? Cut off the bloodflow to their vital organs.

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We start counting at 1, therefore 0 is countless. I've slept with countless women.

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What do you say when a black person is walking through wal-mart? Prisoner

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How many band geeks does it take to catch a football? One, especially if he/she is on the football team.

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What did the white man say to the black man? Hi i'm Steve, it's nice to meet you

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage..

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Austin is gay. He goes to River Road. And is a sophomore.

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when life givs you lemons, make lesbian porn

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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You're momma's so fat..Oh wait she's not.

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What do you call a police woman who shaves her pubes? PC Marion Jones

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Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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God wrote this joke.................................

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Anti Joke

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