- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

squash squash who squash my ass

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Q.what is the diffrence between a jew and a pizza A.pizzas dont scream in the oven

Roses are red violets are blue hes for me not for you if by chance you take my place ill take my fist and smash your face

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What's funnier than a Laffy Taffy joke? Almost anything.

Q: WHY DID GOD MAKE ASIANS? A: NO FREIKEN IDEA

A miserable man committed suicide.

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

So a moose, a deer, and a horse walk into a bar. One of the people at the bar was a hunter who was carrying his gun. Several people got up and left after they realized the potential danger of the situation.

What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

Waiter. there's a fly in my soup! I apologize, I'll bring you a new one immediately.

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing really, it just let out a little whine.

How do you make a japanese man horny? Mutilate his girlfriend

42, that is all

I have sexdaily. I mean dyslexic. Fcuk!

What do Michael Jackson and a T-Rex have in common? They're both dead.

What's the difference between a Mustang and a sack of dead babies? I don't have a sack of dead babies in my garage.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Dead babies can't paint.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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