An early jewish man walks into a bar where a number of stormtroopers have gathered for drinks and is taken into custody.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

3 men walk into a bank. They rob the bank and kil 13 hostages.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes no sense Microwave

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

A llama walks into a pub. Actually, he didnt, because it is physically impossible for a llama to stand up and proceed to walk over 2.8 feet. That stat was a lie.

Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

Nuneaton..

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

I'm HIV positive.

Q: What did ine sweaty arab man say to the other sweaty arab man? A: "I'm sweaty"

What's the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? -You can research and find several similarities and differences, but I will not go into detail about them.

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

a blond makes out with ron every sunday and she stops every time to remember that she put the cheese in the wrong compartment brick house cheese is sad!

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

What did the little girl say to her step father? Please stop raping me

I forgot my joke about gamblers, but i bet you would have loved it!

Doctor, my husband tells me he doesn't like my figure .... That's irrelevant now, you've contracted a rare blood disease and will be dead within a month.

whats red bubbly and looks out of a windo? a baby in a mocrowave

What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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