- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What's red and hurts your teeth? A:A brick

why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

Why is the light always red? Because the city has been in an economic depression and does not have the money to fix the traffic light's.

My son lost his first tooth today...so proud. Took my punch like a champ

What do you call two mexicans playing basketball? Friends

Question: You are in a bed between a hot chick and a gay guy, who do you turn your back to? Answer: False, I am to unattractive to find myself in bed with anybody else.

A man scratches his ankle and says " my nuts are itchy" a woman looks at him questionly. realizing he had been watched, he lifted the bottom of his pant leg and showed to woman that he had stuffed his socks with pecans.

Why are Jews always so clean? Because they never come out of the shower.

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Yo momma is so fat tat people yell TAXI, TAXI when she wears yellow.

Today is March 22.

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

"Guess what I was doing in my room last night with the door closed with my hand?" "Please don't say what I think you're going to say" "What? I was just cleaning my room."

whats worse than war? being tied to a chair and watch your parents die.

Why did the girl kill herself? Because she was brutally raped

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

What do you call a stupid anti-joke? Stupid.

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

Q: How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? A: This question has many different possible answers due to the range of sizes and shapes of bath tubs available on the market, and also depending on the size of the baby in question. It is therefore only possible to give a specific example.

what's black and has a huge sac? A negro

What's worse than being a jew in the holocaust Being born black

Women's rights

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? He graduated at the top of his class with a master's degree in engineering.

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