Whats as flat as a pancake and alive Ya nan being flattened by a truck on the motorway

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Q: What did the peanut say to the shell? A: Its dark in here.

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Why did they monkey fall out of the tree? He was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? He was stapled to the monkey.

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Why couldn't the white child dunk the basketball? His legs were amputated and he has been confined to a wheelchair.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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Whats black and white and red all over Racial violence

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Why can't helen keller drive? She never got her permit

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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Little Jack Horner sat in a corner, Dead.

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Q.Why did the boy fail to complete his homework? A. He was a loaf of bread

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A clown attends a childs birthday party. He molests 4 children and kills the others. Then leaves.

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Why do jews get their foreskin cut off? Because they're jewish.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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Your face is hilarious.

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what do friends and trees have in common? If you hit them with an axe multiple times they fall over

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Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

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i died. new product by steve jobs

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What is blue and not heavy? Light blue!

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Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because she is blind.

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Why did the man not want to be a tree? Because he didn't want to.

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Lunch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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