- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

An Arab walks into a bar. He doesn't explode, and has a fun time with his friends.

How do you know when a blonde has been using your computer? If you're lucky some of his or hair will have fallen out and be left on the keyboard as evidence.

roses are black violets are grey... im color blind sorry

What do you call most people over 50 who aren't married. Divorced

What do you call a deer with no eyes? The victim of a freak genetic mutation and extremely susceptible to predators, meaning it will live a short life in the wilderness.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poems... Nice tits

Knock Knock. -Who's there ? It's me. -Come in.

Bob Saget

What's the deal with airplane food? Why don't they serve it as a complimentary part of the flight anymore?

Why does Reid always have a blank stare on his face? Because he is constantly searching for the answer as to why his sister was raped, stabbed, and burned alive all right in front of his face.

Why was the baby crying? Because it was on fire.

Q: How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they are too weak to climb the ladder.

once you go black you prefer not to date any white people

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

how do you know if your friend is your best friend? if he cries you cry, if he laughs you laughs, if he jumps out a window you laugh again.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Why did people on a plane die? Because it crashed.

What did the cracker say to the cheese? You're so cheesy.

Why did Alex die? He choked on a semi truck

If life gives you lemons your hallucinating

If a tree falls on a woman and there's no one around to hear her scream why did a tree fall in the kitchen?

the love boat

What has two wheels and a handle bar? A bike.

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