- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Your mother is so fat she has made a concerted effort to loose weight and lead a healthier lifestyle

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Q. How many trees does it take to change a light bulb? A. Trees can't change light bulbs.

Knock knock. Who's there? The interrupting doctor. The inter-- --You have cancer.

why cant dinosaurs talk? because they're all dead

why did the mexican cross the road? Becuase his other one was stolen by a Black.

Where did the taxi driver put his suitcase down? celery

what do the Holocaust and Jeff Dunham have in common? they're both hilarious

Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is a highly unlikely circumstance due to the fact that there are no wild chickens and most chicken coops are nowhere near a road

Knock Knock Who's There? Bill Bill Who? Builder

How can a black person and a white person be friends? The civil right's movement.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

Why was the gay guy sad?

What did walt disney say to the Jew? Nothing. Walt Disney didn't know the man was Jewish and didn't have time to make himself acquainted with the fellow.

What does a muslim do on a plane? Flies to his intended destination without causing a problem.

Why did the fortune cookie taste bad? I forgot to take the wrapper off.

A donkey looks at a goat. The goat walks away.

Knock, knock Whos there? docter doctor who? yes how did you know?

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

Q: Wy couldn't the T-rex grab the other Dinosor? A: Because he is extinct.

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