- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

LIFE :(

What do black people and apples have in common? Nothing.

How fast do Jews cook? It depends how many you have in the oven at once.

cchina is communist the USA isnt WHY?

How many freudians does it take to unscrew a light bulb? Two. One who unscrew the lightbulb and another who hold the penis....eehhh i mean ladder.

A man meets the girl of his dreams. Too bad the man will die in 3 days due to terminal cancer

what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

In soviet russia, the cow milks you!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor an the doctor said, "I am calling Child Protection Services."

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

I used to be an adventurer, but then I decided to retire.

OMG THIS ACTUALLY WORKS! 1. Hold your breath for 2 mins 2. Die

Why is Joel always with Jamie? Because her incorrectly positioned eyes prevent her from seeing the true Joel.

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...youre ruining its natural diet. it might die.

Boy 1: Hey do you want my last chewing gum? Boy 2: Yeah please! Boy 1: Same. The boy continues to eat the chewing gum and finishes his shit wandering why the boy walked into the same cubicle as him.

Where do fat girls go to eat doughnuts? Jenny Craig

My grandmother always said "slow and steady wins the race."...... She died in a fire

Women's Rights

What's worse than a mentally retarded boy screaming in your ear while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors? 2 retarded boys screaming in your ears while your sitting in the waiting room at the doctors.

Why has Bugs Bunny got big ears Because he's a rabbit

Want to hear a funny joke? Me too.

What's worse than dropping you're ice cream? Getting your face mauled off by a German Shepard.

What do you call a man running away from the bus? A man

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by Osama.

Anti Joke

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