- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave Dave who? Dave Smith.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

Mr. T watched "the notebook"

a man walks into a bar, he is injured severely and needs medical attention stat, he is rushed to the hospital where he dies that evening

How much cocain did Charlie sheen do? Enough to kill 2 and a half men

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Why didn't the hispanic muslim woman vote for Donald Trump in the 2016 primaries? Because she lives in Connecticut where the primaries have not yet taken place.

what do you tell a woman with one black eye? "sorry about that wild ball, you played a fantastic softball game otherwise"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your boyfriend's gay

Q: A young friend you met on the internet invites you over to his house. When you arrive, Chris Hansen enters the room. What does he say? A: Welcome to our home

Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo. Get in the van.

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's big, black, juicy, large, and succulent? A gourmet meatball.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Yo Mama so stupid she thought "Dunkin Doughnuts" was a basketball team.

I know a kid named Ruslonia. What type of name is that?

A man walks into a bar. He is followed by a chicken, 2 donkeys, a tiger, 7 cardinals, 3 horses, 11 chipmunks, and 2 squirrels. And they all lived happily ever after. THE END

Q: Imagine you are driving a boat, but the wheel falls off. So how many pancakes can you fit in that box? A: None, because the oranges couldn't talk!

I can't make my mind about the debate on legalisation of marijuana. Some days I think it's a good thing. Somes days I think it's a bad thing. And some days, I don't think about it at all and I just think it's a very nice day.

How do you stop a bus? Throw small children in front of it. Except that didn't work for the boy. He also lost his ice cream.

What is the black kid down the street getting for his birthday? Well first of all, his name is Pat. And he asked his parents for an Xbox that he will likely receive, and I assume a variety of other gifts from friends and family.

How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

Why didn't the Mexican kid go to school? Because he was sick.

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