- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

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Q:where did the little kid go? A:wait, before or after i killed him

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

Me: Want to hear a funny joke? Person: What? Me: Women's Right.

How do you make a baby fly? Hit it's mother in the stomach.

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

what did the addidas sign say to the nike sign? I'm all in

why did the boy get hit by a bus because he had ice cream.

Why doesn't Santa deliver gifts anymore? Because Santa died of a heart attack.

Where does the girl with one leg work? Ihop

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

XD, Okay, but you gotta marry me too XD Its working again I am skipping class tonight, how about you come by uh, the day after tomorrow? And bring condoms I don't have any.

How many elephants can you fit in a car? depends how big the car is!

A special needs student walks into a girls change room, and is then escorted out unaware that what he did was socially unacceptable.

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How do you kill a black man? feed him mayonase

How did the black man get into college? A mop.

Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

A man walks into a bar and says ouch, as the bar was made of metal and the man made forceful contact with the bar which resulted him in saying ouch.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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