- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

why was sally bleeding? they never buy band-aids over her nubs.

a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

What does a fish say when it swims into a wall? Damn

I called your friend gay and he hit me with his fist because he was angry at me for using gay in a derogatory way.

Why did my bed broke? Becaus i had sex with your mom!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

I couldnt remember who Rhiana used to date. Then it hit me.

3 guys walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

What do you call man who travels on foot? a pedestrian

If chuck noris has five dollars and you have five dollars, he has more money than you. He forgot about the extra dollar in his back pocket

What's big, brown, and full of crap? A septic tank.

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Why was the middle-aged doctor morbidly obese? He liked bacon and was severely hypocritical.

Why did the man die? because he hit his head and drowned

why did michele jackson rape a kid. because he was horny duhhhh!

a woman goes to an abortion clinic, kills a baby and still leaves pregnant.

Q: Why does it take three Polacks to change a light bulb? A: Because they're so damn stupid.

Why is is afraid of seven? Because seven is a date rapist

This is my favorite antijoke.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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