- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There were two ducks in a bathtub. One duck says to the other, "Pass me the soap" The other duck replies, "What do i look like, a toaster?"

How much wood would Chuck Wood have if Chuck Wood could have wood? None, Chuck Wood has E.D.

When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

if you dont like sponge bob refrences.......... THEN DOLPHIN NOISE* you

... i forgot the joke :p

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

What did the Holocaust survivor say when asked about their memories in the deathcamps? A: I'd rather not think about it.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you simply have a chicken joke WITHOUT it crossing the road

man: why did the chicken cross the road? other man: why ? man: i don't know, ask him your self. other man: ...

Well, there's one way...

Why is my penis so damn small? Cause the good lord made me that way

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question; feminists can't change anything.

Q: why didn't the little black boy have a father? A: because he unfortunately died at the age of 48 with pancreatic cancer.

why did the pancake eat a spanish holiday? Because a plane crashed into his condominium

A man walks into a bar, purchases a beer, and leaves.

There are two muffins in the oven. One says: "It's really getting hot in here!" The other one can't reply because it is already dead.

Knock Knock. Who's there? You Know. You Know who?.......GOODBYE!

why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

What do you call a black guy who is a lifeguard An African American male who puts his safety before others

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

What do you get if you put a horse in a blender? Dinner

How do you fit a whale into a truck bed? You can't, whales live in the ocean.

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