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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you tell if a girl is pregant? Stick a banana up her vagina pull it out and see if it has a bite on it

a duck walks up to a lemonade stand, says to the man running the stand. quack, because he's a duck

whats worse then having sex with a blonde? having sex with a cactus

Why are ther so many black people in the NBA? Because culturally Basketball is a very popular sport among a lot of African Americans, thus providing a lot of African Amercans to play Basketball professionally

how come timmy didnt brush his teeth he didnt have a toothbrush

What did the doctor say to the morbidly obese man? "You should get on a diet. It's a surprise you're even alive for so long with such a bad heart" The next day the man dies while eating celery.

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says, "I'm Japanese!" The second man says, "I'm Japanese too!" The bartender says, "I'm also Japanese!" The bar was in Japan.

Two men were walking down the road when one of them spotted an old lamp lying in a ditch. After examining the lamp's handiwork for several seconds one man rubbed the lamp with his shirt sleeve. The men then continued down the road.

How do you drown a blonde? Well there are a few ways, including holding her head underwater until she passes out and then leaving her in the pool.

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

There was a guy and a girl naked in bed, sleeping together. When they woke up they didn't remember the last 72 hours and wanted some questions answered, including Where am I? Who are you? What year is it? What's my name?

What did the kid with cancer gt for Christmas? Nothing. He didn't make it that long

Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

The asian boy only did an hour of study....... nothing was heard of him after his mum found out

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

What did the farmer say to the woodchucks chucking his wood? Excuse me, not to be rude but i worked very hard splitting and stacking that wood and would appreciate it if you would stop throwing it in the water.

A man walked into this bar, and said ouch.

why didnt the kid get anything for christmas? santa exploded

Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is legally blind.

Why is Barney green and purple? Because the producers of the show decided to make him that way.

What's long, hard, and black, and goes into wet things? A submarine.

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