Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

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What happens when a black guy jumps you? Well its no diffrent to when anyone else jumps you!

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have alzheimer's, cheese on toast

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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what the difference between matthew and a retard? The retard can do math

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How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't, he died like everyone else.

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Because she has down's syndrome

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You're at a funeral & your phone goes off and the ringtone is dead and gone

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How do spell____? awk moment when u try asking someone how to spell something over text but they have no idea what ur saying

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when life gives you skittles you take a handful and throw it at someone face and yell taste the rainbow

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When life gives you melons, you're dyslexic.

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A black man, a white man and an asian man jump off a building, which one will land first? Due to the equivalence principle, they will all land at the same time.

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Knock, Knock. Come in!

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what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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Does an Anti-Joke need to have an ironic punch line? ...

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A blonde walks into a bar a uses the restroom. She needed to pee.

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how do you get a clown to fall off a swing? hit it with an axe

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I'm Ryan Dunn, and this is a 120 mph car crash

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Losing a family member in 9/11.

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Q) A black man and a white man are playing a basketball game, who will win? A) The one who scores the most points.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

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Q:A man walked into a bar. He looked at everyone and suddenly started crying. Why? A: Because everyone was drunk, and therefore came to the point where no one could remember him or anyone else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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