- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than homework? A basket full of mutilated puppies....

Why did the farmer's wife leave the farm? Because she was a lesbian.

You want to know something bad? A bag of dead babies. You wanna know something worse? One was still alive. You wanna know something even worse? He ate his way out. You wanna know something even worse? He went back for seconds.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas?... A warm meal, a shower, and a place to sleep courtesy of the local homeless unit.

What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

What are the two sexiest farm animals? Consider that we are humans we shouldn't find any sex appeal in animals but if i had to guess I would say Brown Chicka Brown Cow

roses arent always red, they can be pink or white. violets are violet, not blue. your pretty lets have sex.

There were three brothers. Big, Harry and Dick. They were walking along the road and were all instantly killed by a drunk driver. Their names were never mentioned and their story was used as a promotion for the seriousness of drunk driving and should not be taken lightly.

Bitch your as two-faced as Doduo

what did the indians give the pilgrims? syphylis

Why did the man soil himself at his daughters wedding? Because he has an enlarged prostate and has trouble sitting down for long periods of time.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender

Why is it so bad that the bus fell off the cliff? All my friends were on it.

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Q: What game will Helen Keller always win? A: Marco Polo. She is a fast swimmer.

What do you call a spaceman on Mars? Confused, because with the current technology it is impossible to send a human into space and onto Mars.

Andi: I have a great knock-knock joke, but you need to start it. Jake: Okay...Knock-knock! Andi: Who's there? Jake: ...

Person 1: Hey how's your day? Person 2: Good Person 1: Cool

The Christian prayed every night to God for a new bike. He kept it up for a year. Finally, he got a bike for his birthday.

A black man burned down my house. It was on minecraft you racist!

Cornflakes were an accident, so was Chernobyl

How does Cee Lo Green order extra ketchup? Can I have some more ketchup, please?

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