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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Punching a baby

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

How do you kill Chuck Norris. Shoot him in the face

Whats the difference between a Ferrari and a bag of dead babies. I don't have a Ferrari in garage.

Two Jewish men are walking when they see a penny on the ground. They continue walking because pennies are not worth picking up in today's economy

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Sex

What's the difference between Batman and a black man? Batman is a fictional superhero and a black man is an ordinary man of African descent.

what do you get when you mix a shit zoo and a pitbull......"bull shit" oh this joke sucks well my life is over

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

A man drops a penny between a Jew and a homosexual. The man says "oh excuse me," picks up his penny and continues with his day.

whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew?... Never mind, that was a stupid question.

Why did Hitler commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed because of the fact that he had lost World War II.

A brunette is walking up the side of a river. She sees a blonde on the other side. "How did you get to the other side?" asked the brunette. "I used the bridge just a few more kilometers up" the blonde replies.

Why did the young boy lose a testicle? Because he was viciously raped by a large parrot

What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life changes and moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medical prescription as directed by her doctor.

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger. Accept for cancer.

Wanna hear a story bout my uncle turza.... My uncle turza was eating fruit loops one day and there was a squirrel in the trre from 2 days ago he got angry because the spoon was from the phillipines so he punched a whole in the wall and his half uncle cousins sister had a cage.... True story

My name is Matt and I am homosexual. Just kidding. My names Rick.

Ten black people are on the 100th floor of a 110 floor building. They are going to die because they are trapped in the World Trade Center and are leaving a very happy life with their loving families.

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