- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What did the Ginger get for Christmas? A: a soul

why do i love my iphone because its a very versatile electronic device with many uses and i can get the anti-joke app

hickory dickory dock no one cares

Q Why was the boy sad A he wasnt sad he was dead and therefore had no emotional feelings

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When did the ball-room finally close? Closing time.

Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

Q: Where do zombies shop? A: Zombercrombie.

Why was the bus driver sad? The kid with the icecream had c4 strapped to his chest.

- Knock, knock - Who's there? - Police - I'm not home!

Where do you find a vegetable? Where you left him

The Holocaust

How do you kill a black man? You drop a fridge on him.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Asians look like they have down syndrome.

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause it wanted to. Why di the chicken cross the road? Cause it was stapled to the cow's face.

Vagina jokes aren't funny. Period. Damnit, ignore that.

What happen when you put a Ciara and a Charlie together? They have sex.

what do you call 2 walking Arabs with long beards? pedestrians.

why couldn't three people walk? they were a part of the human centipede.

What do you tell your friend who has been cheating on his wife? You're a terrible human being, and she deserves better!

whats difference between womens rights now and 10 years ago? nothing, they are both just lies men tell women to make them feel good.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

Anti Joke

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