- Anti Joke

What do you call a plane going to Africa with 100 black people on it? A plane, the contents of the plane is irrelevant...

Damn Nero... So you are saying there is no hope left, the underground society is dead and buried.

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Did you hear about the circus fire? Yes, apparently there were no casualties but all their props and equipment were destroyed, which will set the company back financially, even with the insurance.

Why did the chicken smoke weed? Because he was black

How did a baby get across the street? Stapled to a chicken.

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

What do you get when you cross a turkey with a turtle? A bunch of nosy ass people wondering wtf you're doing.

Knock knock Who's there? I Love You! -Harrison

What did the cop say to the man arrested for speeding? You were going over the speed limit sir, I'm going to have to give you a ticket for that.

A Mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? The black man, because he was the designated driver for the night and was being helped by his good friend, Paco the Mexican, to quit his alcohol addiction. The AA meetings and rehab clininc were failing and he had lost his job. Jamaal, the black man, is now attending night school and holding down a part-time job at his local Baha Fresh. paco is very proud of him.

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

What is the difference between a duck? A motorcycle because vests don't have sleeves.

3 bears walk into a market. A little girl sneaks into their house. Meanwhile, people are freaking out because there are THREE BEARS in the market.

Whats worse than a bullet in the head? i have no idea, i have never been shot in the head so i'm not sure what to compare it to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like half of an apple? The other half.

What's the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? The boy scout comes home from camp

Question: Whats worse then getting hit by a bus? Answer: Getting hit by a train.

Artichoke is a vegetable state induced by swallowing paint