What's funnier than cancer? Just about anything. There's nothing funny about terminal illnesses.

Why wasn't 7 afraid of 6? Numbers are numbers and therefore incapable of feeling any emotion.

What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

how do you know when you've had too much to drink? . . . when you're dead.

Your mama's so nice, she made me cookies once. And I enjoyed them.

Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

Why is Obama black Because his parents were black

Me: What's the difference between a zebra and a slice of cheese? You: I don't know Me: Me neither

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Did you hear about the mail man without a mail truck? He walked

*ahem* what? what. oh I thought you said something

You're so gay that you lost your virginity to someone of the same gender.

What would the world be like without 1 direction it would still be the world but just without 1 direction

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could be slaughtered and eaten for dinner.

Heil Hitler!!!!!! Why thankyou General Himmler. Would you care to join me for supper this evening?

roses are red violets are blue i'll be back in an hour or two

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of 5

Boy: If you didn't have feet, would you wear socks? Girl: No. Boy: Then why do you wear a bra?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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