wanna hear a joke? yes

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I like touching my boobs

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a Polar bear in an Igloo.

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why did the grandmom make rollerblades into cookies? because she had dementia

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How do you make a dead baby float? Ice cream, root beer, and a dead baby.

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Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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What happened to jimmy when he stepped on a rusty nail? He died of of tetanus.

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whats a diffrence between a bench and a black person the bench is a thing a black person is a human being

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have down syndrome duh dusfy druah

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One is something I love to eat, the other is a watermelon.

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What's the difference between unicorns and black people? That whole slavery thing.

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-Knock knock! -Who's there? -Pizza. That'll be 20 bucks. -Here you go. -Thank you.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

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How do you hurt a clown? shoot it.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

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How do you sabotage someone's car? Drop a fridge on it

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Why did the blind man have a poo Because he needed one.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares what a Chicken does?

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What is in the center of our galaxy? Some stars, space, and nebula.

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Q: What's so special about my Ferrari? A: It was painted with babies

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Q: Why couldn't the man get laid? A: Women were afraid of his 7 testes and 4 penises.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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