- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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dick dick dick... frogs

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

I'm a necrophiliac. Keep watch over your dead friends... ;)

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

What did one lion say to the other lion? Nothing. There was no other lion. This particular lion had horrible social anxiety so he spent most of his time alone, eating buffalo poop and playing World of Warcraft thus further alienating himself from the other lions. He was a very lonely lion.

(A man in a dark van pulls up)... Hey kids can you come help me find my puppy? The kids get in the car and they find the puppy in a near by park. The kids are then safely returned home.

What's worse then biting into your apple and finding a worm? Biting into your apple and finding two worms.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he f**king felt like it!

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers!

Why was the blonde fired from her job at the M&M's factory? Her Masters Degree in electrical engineering made her overqualified for the position she had.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your neighbor. Ok, Come in.

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

Friend's are like pinguins, they both die when you stab them in the heart.

josh Roberts you speccy CUNT

John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

Roses are red violets are blue this is an anti joke so like this

how do you fix a family? Someone gives in

What's worse than a joke An ANTIJOKE!

Why wasn't the elephant allowed to the pajama party? Because he didnt have any pajamas.

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