- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

What did Mitch say to joe when he saw his fly was down? Nothing because he's a bagle

Knock Knock? Who's there? (No answer)

Q: what did i say when i crashed into the twin tower. A: nothing i was dead

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

A black guy and a white guy jump out of a tree, who hits the ground first? They both hit at the same time while sustaining minor injuries.

A black guy, a white guy, and an Asian guy walk into a library. They were getting help from the Asian guy on their math homework.

how do you know your sister is on her period? you dads dick taste like blood.

Someone stopped playing Skyrim.

Waiter, waiter, there's a fly in my soup! That's not a fly, it's a gnat.

Why did Jane's parachute not open? Because a plane hit her on the way down.

knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

how do you tell the difference between a jew and a muslim? you ask them what their religion is.

An Asian man fails a math test

So a person asked a blonde in America which was closer: the Moon or Canada? The blonde responded "Canada"

Two peanuts were crossing a road. One was salted.

Why did the white guy sit on the toilet? So he could take a poop.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

What was the asian person's name? I don't know, I never met him.

Why are there so many smiths in the phonebook? Because they all have phones.

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

A black man and a white man are in a car. Which one is driving? A person who is legally allowed and physically capable of operating and automobile.

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