- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the road because apparently their was something on the other side that appealed to the chicken. It was probably your mom.

Why was the boy so tired? He had to carry his moms dead body up the stairs.

What did the cow say to the horse? Mooo

Q: How did the woman die in the black neighborhood? A: She suffered a fatal heart attack while visiting one of her friends. Everyone mourned their loss.

What's worse than getting bit by a spider? getting bit by two spiders What's worse than getting bit by two spiders? getting raped What's worse than getting raped? a butterfly landing on you

Two Guys Walk into a bar, you would think one of them would've seen it

whats worse than having a gay friend ? 9/11

roses are red violets are blue I can't rhyme refrigerator

Q: What did bulbasoar say to charmander? A: Bet ya thought I was gunna say Bulbasoar!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do you call a remote that does not work? a remote that does not work.

What do you call a billionaire who lost a large portion of their net worth? A millionaire.

Hey. I came up with an anti-joke. I posted it here.

What's long, yellow, and can kill you if swallowed? A school bus

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and floats? Nothing, its rude to make fun of disabilities.

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year old's? I am twenty one and prefer older ladies as I find them more experienced and mature.

Whats the same about Jerry Seinfeld and Adam Sandler They are both comedians

How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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