- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the worst thing about a couple of white kids playing with a couple of black kids? There are no parks or recreation centers within walking distance from there houses.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know because he got hit by a car.

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide, and drives women crazy. A 6 inch long 2 inch diameter syringe filled with heroin being injected into a woman.

Women's Professional _________

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog Woof.

Whats white and blue and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? a fridge in a denim jacket :D

Roses are red Violets are blue The last time I saw your mom I made you

what did one soldier say to the other... dude take your finger out my a** it has been that long

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, there is no reason for a chicken to need to cross a road.

What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

The WNBA

There was a white kid named Tyrone.

Did you hear about the young couple that confused K-Y jelly with window caulking? All their windows fell out.

Why are the new york knicks called the new york knicks.? no one gives a crap

Wanna know how to confuse a black guy? Give him a friend chicken sandwich with mayo on it.

Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

Q: Why was the gorrilla arrested? A: He broke a law.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

what does a granny look best in? 1950

why did the monkey buy a shoe? to put em on!!!!

2 nuns in the bath, One says "wears the soap" the other says "Over there, next to the shampoo"

How do you stop the baby from touching the stove? Cut of its arms.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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