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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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adam sucks off disabled old men for a pac of biscuits

A blonde and a brunette nearly fell off a cliff and were hanging on for dear life. The brunette found the strength to climb back onto the ledge. The blonde was impressed and had muscular dystrophy so she lost the strength to hold on any longer and fell to her death.

What did the Carbon atom say to the Oxygen atom? Nothing, basic elements are incapable of speech. It requires a culmination of many atoms to form a living human capable of speaking to another human.

A woman leaves the kitchen.

neil likes pube toast

Why did the cow go over the hill? He didn't. He was pinned and slaughtered in a private owned animal torture facility.

So Helen Keller walked into a bar... and then a chair.... and then a table..

roses are red violets are blue tulips are white daisies are yellow

Yo mamma so fat We are all seriously concerned for her health

Why didn't Jacob marry Bella from Twilight? You have to be real to marry someone

Q: How do you make babies cry? A: Throw a brick at it's face.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me!

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

Ask me if I'm a horse. Are you a horse? No.

What's the best type of silence in a family? None, all families should be open in communication.

What did the astronaut say at AA? Alcohol is ruining my life.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open the presents.

When is it okay for priests to touch underage boys? Ash Wednesday, they have place ash using their hands on the boys foreheads.

This dog can only sniff marijuana.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

how do you complete an exam. dont be kaizen.

What's the difference between a pizza and a black man? It would be cannibalism to eat a black man.

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