- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get if you mix a baby with a blender? A prison sentence.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Q: what did the dad get for playing baseball with his son? A: a line drive to his balls

What is shit? It's Deshitified already.

Q: What's black, long, and floppy? A: Black Licorice

Yo Momma so fat, that the doctor prescribed her prescription drugs that deal with her eating disorder and recommended that she begin a low calorie diet and live a more active lifestyle.

Joe diragi is gayer than elton john

How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

A black guy walks into his bar. So he pays his tab and couldn't have been more coureious.

What's the tallest building in the world? A library cause it has so many stories get it haha.

Q: How did the black man cross the Atlantic? A: He flew with an airliner, a large fixed-wing aircraft for transporting passengers and cargo.

How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

your mother is so fat that she got brain damaged from cardiac arrest and now needs medical care for the rest of her life.

What do you get when a white person and a black person make a baby? A possible high functioning member of society.

why did the boy have to go to the dentist he was hit by a brick

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

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