- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he has has no arms.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have altzeimer's, Cheese on toast

Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

What is makes you more happy to see than a dead baby? A dead baby dressed up as a clown.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

Fine, just give me the top comment FOREVER, and I wont LIEK completely copy and assimilate your identity on Horsehead network... Forever... Muahahahahahaha!

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

Q: Why can you not thumb up your own comment? A: "You've already voted" douche...

Where did Suzy go during the bombing? Everywhere

What did the monkey say to the receptionist? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a ferrari? You can't find a ferrari in my garage.

Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

what's black and white? everything. i'm a dog

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

How many christians does it take to change a light bulb? No one knows, by the time they finish unscrewing the burned out light, a hi-jacked plane crashes into them.

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