Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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Why did the aisian man get pulled over? Because he was going over the speed limit .

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What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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Why did the two blondes decide to ride in one car? Because it's more environmentally friendly than taking two cars.

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Doctor: Knock knock. Patient: Whose there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor. Patient: Interrupting doc... Doctor: Your son has AIDS and will die soon.

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"Knock Knock" "Whos there?" "Interrupting kid with ADHD" *I did not respond, as I knew he would interrupt me before I was able to finish the sentence.*

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Knock Knock. Whos there? I am the danger! Danger who? I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS!

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Robocop and T-800 argue over who can run the fastest, Robocop claims he is the fastest, while T-800 says that he is the fastest. To settle things once and for all, they start a race. At first T-800 seems to be leading Then the T-800 is leading by a great distance. moments later the T-800 has a huge lead. But then suddenly, without any warning, the race shifts! T-800 is now leading only by a great distance! Yet in a amazing, and completely unexpected plot-twist. T-800 wins! Moral: :O

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Oh no my baby is dead. Ha.

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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What is a dyslexic mathematician's favourite song? Angels. [L]

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Kumquats Daffodils Alka-Seltzer Serendipity Dewey Decimal System Buccaneer Avuncular Pantaloons Weasels Alligator Chewbacca Sasquatch

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A typical out-door activity.

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Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Ah, sorry for my failed attempt at being a witty. Yes, it has been a long day, or so the saying goes.

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there is 500 dicks on the wall how many will choke on? None?? so ur a professional!!!! lol

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Beans, beans the magical fruit. The more you smoke, the blacker your lungs get.

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knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

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What did the duck get for Christmas. A potato. Not really it got nothing because it's a duck

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69 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *goes crazy and shoots himself*

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Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

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Anti Joke

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