What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 2,091,029,203,284,485,389,684,564,345,089,859,849,485,374,094,394,584,584.00002394832323945834958349234854343432323343534342323243543534234358394564023285409564053942304923049234 x 10 to the 1234543565342312323560845834034th power divided by 0.

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How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

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What did one friend say on his friend's myspace page? You need a Facebook

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a bomb that explodes in 3 seconds inside your apple.

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Did you hear about the guy who did a backflip off the cliff? He died

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Roses aren't Red and Violet aren't Blue, do you know why i even like you

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What is blue and smells like the sea The ocean

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

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Why did Timmy drop his ball? Because he was hit by a bus. A) Knock knock? B) Who's there? C) Not Timmy

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your mommas so fat i like fat cows is she home?

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf or bread. why did the plane fall apart in mid air? The engineer was a loaf of bread Why didn't the plane take off? because it was delayed.

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Cosmopolitan magazine releases an issue without any sex tips.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Steve. Steve who? I just said it was Steve

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why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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Who like vibrating dildos? Cammy

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Q: Who showed up at the dead soldier's funeral? A The Westboro Baptist Church...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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A black guy, a priest, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They order water and chat about life.

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what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

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What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

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Are you the only 10 I see? Because I'm blind.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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