- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the pillow say to the dragon? Nothing, because pillows don't talk, dragons aren't real and this is a highly improbable circumstance.

Thank you Jesus, for this wonderful meal we have tonight. De nada.

What's black, white and red all over? A cow after slaughter.

A man walks into a bar, and is brutally slaughtered by eight drunk customers.

Did you hear about the guy in town living in a tyre, he got a puncture now hes living in a flat.

What did pinocchio want to become? Hepatitus free.

Why is a frog green? Because it was born that way

Knock Knock Come in Come in who? Come in...wait what?

What did the man say when he lost his phone? Answer: I lost my phone!!

What did the dog say to the house? Roof

How do you get a baby to stop crying? Shoot it.

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Roses are red violets are blue some poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

Why was Cathy sad. Her husband Drew was killed by a land mine on a peace keeping mission to Iraq.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

How does a black man put puzzles together? First, he locates the four corners. Next, he begins filling in the sides. Finally, he uses the picture on the box to fill in the center. It can be a very tedious process if he is not paying attention.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? You help him down.

you know somebody is lying when it IS opposite day.

what do u say when u see your tv floating in the middle of the night? drop it n*****

Sometimes sentences just don't end the way that you think they potato

2 pilots rowed a boat across the desert. How long did it take to reach the moon? Answer: Purple because chickens don't use magic.

hey! did u just fall??? ..no..gravity wanted a hug.!

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