- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Bob: Hey Jim, what's up? Jim: Obviously the sky, oh and i see a few planes too. by the way why are you asking me why don't you just look up?

a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

What do people say when a dyslesic person scores a goal in soccer good job that was a nice goal

You know whats funny? Matty Broom.

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

knock knock i have diarrhea

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, I Can't Sing, Or Ryhme

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Ask me if im a tree. Are you a tree? No

Why did the chicken loom the road? To unlock the final boss.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

whats red and bad for your teeth? a brick

womens rights

Why cant Helen Keller drive? ......because women cant drive(:

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because his work office was there and if he had not crossed, he would have had to get back in his car and parked in the company parking space therefore taking more time and costing a small but significant amount of money

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because there were no cars in the way.

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