- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you get 1000 babies into a bucket? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9

why did the man buy kool aid? because it was on sale and he was thirsty

What did King Tut say when he got scared? How would I know? It was over a thousand years ago.

Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

A teenager walked into a bar. A drunk man got angry and beat him to death with a club.

Q. Why did the triceratops die? A. A giant meteor hit him.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

why do mexicans get made fun of

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

why did marybeth fall off the swing i shot her in the fart box and she died

Q: If I have 5 pencils, and you have 3 spoons, how many pancakes will stick to the ceiling? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Whats the difference between a dead baby and a lamborghini? Dead babies are not sports cars

Why doesn't the little boy talk to his mom? Because she smells like barbecue sauce.

What starts with D and ends with ICK? Drumstick.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

What does Helen Keller order at McDonalds? Food.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What do you call a green land with wheels? Grass lied about the wheels.

Why can't Michael Jackson swim? Because he is dead.

What's the easiest way to load dead babies into a tractor trailer? Pitchfork.

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

What is Hitler's least favorite month? July...

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